Snippets From "Incorrigible Wit"

 "Neither cheese nor corn shall characterize her humor, for incorrigible is her wit!"

  -M. Conteh

Snippet 1:  "Headlines from Terratopia"

Good Day  to many and Good Evening to Others:                                                            

 Welcome to Terratopia News Network , where only                                

ASPIRATIONAL headlines run for celestial beings across the Cosmos

This Week's Lead Stories  Include 

"Man Unlocks  Wife's Chastity Belt by Washing Dishes"

" The Consumption of Brussels Sprouts is now Linked to the Contraction of  Chlamydia"

"Teachers Top the  List of Highest Paid Professions"

"A Mysterious Vapor Dissolves the World's Nuclear Stock Piles and Development Labs"

"The NRA Files for Bankruptcy, Disbands its Members and Takes up Needlepoint"

Snippet #2

"The Ballerina, The Astronaut  & The Teacher"

One strange yet sunny Summer day in the 21st century,  on a park bench sat a peculiar trio,  a Ballerina, an Astronaut and a Teacher. 

Quickly, the Ballerina and Astronaut began a rather vain discussion. The ballerina asked the Astronaut, "What is it like to be set adrift into outer space, defying gravity as you explore the cosmos?" 

To this the Astronaut replied, "I imagine it's  a lot  like the way to feel as you effortlessly leap into the air; then spin like an elegant compass."  The ballerina continued her swelling praise of the Astronaut .....