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The Consumption of Brussels Sprouts is now Linked to the Contraction of Chlamydia"
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"The Ballerina, The Astronaut & The Teacher"

One strange yet sunny Summer day in the 21st century, on a park bench sat a peculiar trio, a Ballerina, an Astronaut and a Teacher.
Quickly, the Ballerina and Astronaut began a rather vain discussion. The ballerina asked the Astronaut, "What is it like to be set adrift into outer space, defying gravity as you explore the cosmos?"
To this the Astronaut replied, "I imagine it's a lot
like the way to feel as you effortlessly leap into the air; then spin
like an elegant compass." The
ballerina continued her swelling praise of the Astronaut .....